Emo Battery

If you’re like most people, you are horrible at keeping your battery charged. You know that you should plug it in, but there’s something inside you that just prevents this from happening.
You need help.
You need – EmoBattery.

It’s the only app that utilized one of 4 emotionally appealing voices to generally guilt and shame you into plugging in.

Choose
Sad Robot
Passive Aggressive Girlfriend
Nagging Mom
or Dying Soldier.

Each one of these artisan voices have been delicately crafted for the maximum emotional response.

Download today!